Womens rights !

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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