- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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