Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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