Corn Muffins

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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