why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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So does Blake

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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