- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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