- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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