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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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