- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

once upon a time, it snowed

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You have cancer

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Tell you something funny.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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