two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

You know what's cool? Yep.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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