69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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