Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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