Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Beka has AIDS

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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