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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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knock knock come in!

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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