I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Daym im romantic

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Poop...

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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