Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Hello

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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