- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

fruit salad?

I killed someone today. :D

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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