Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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