- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

That's what she didn't say

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

LOL May Wong

What color is red paint? Red

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Knock Knock Yes?

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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