- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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