Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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nba live 13

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Hello

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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