- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

That's what she didn't say

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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