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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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