- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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