- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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