Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Black people being friendly.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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