A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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That's what she didn't say

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GADZOOKS!

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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LOL May Wong

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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