Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Hahaha

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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so how about that irline food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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