A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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