A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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