What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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