what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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