"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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