- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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