what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Poop!!

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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