Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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