- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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