Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Anti-jokes are funny.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Your future.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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