Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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balls

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You

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Tim and Eric

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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