- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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