- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

1+2 = 6

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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