Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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White men's rights

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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