- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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