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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

the little pink lady joke: There once was a little pink lady who lived in a little pink house. One day, she was in her little pink bed when her little pink doorbell rang. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Green live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr White live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. And then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Brown live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Finally, its breakfast time, so the little pink lady gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, goes out of her little pink room and to her little pink kitchen. Inside, there are 3 men. 2 are eating cheerios, 1 is eating an apple. This proves that cheerios are more popular than apples!

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Your face is hilarious.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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