kevin kim

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

A kid has no friends.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Religion.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

There's a car about to hit me.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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