- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

LIFE :(

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

GONNA

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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