this is not a joke. jks

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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