- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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