Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Joke.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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yes... that's the joke

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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