- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Dyslexics are teople poo

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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