Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

A horse walks into a barn.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

I would rape her

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

no

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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