I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Justin Bieber

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Anti Joke

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