"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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F? No k

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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