A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Who is it?

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