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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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