A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Stealth baseballs record

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Hillary Clinton

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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