your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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women rights

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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