What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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learn the ropes?

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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