- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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