Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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